There once was a lovely young-ish wife and mother. We can call her princess, she doesn’t mind.  Princess drives a mid-level mini van, that she totally loves. It may not be right for everyone to drive a mini van. Some people have issues driving one, but the princess loves hers.

 

Princess enjoyed a good cup of coffee in the morning on her ride to the office each and every day. It was part of her routine. One Saturday morning the grumpy, grouchy Prince went to serve himself a cup of steaming hot caffeine. Well the Prince screamed asked where in the world are all of the coffee cups were. There are none in the cabinet … none in the sink. The princess innocently pretends she did not hear him and goes about reading her paper, using the lone coffee cup she was able to dig up find that morning. 

 

The Prince and the Princess have 2 mouthy lovely teenagers. The male teenager pips up with “ Dad I know where they are”…. The conversation goes as follows….

 

Prince: Where are they son?

 

Male Teenager: There are in Mom’s van

 

Prince: All of them

 

Male Teenager: Yep

 

Prince: No Way.. All of them?

 

Male Teenager: All of them!

 

And to prove his point the brat lovely male teenager promptly went out and collected 19 coffee cups from the van that the princess drives.

 

 The princess then heard something about being responsible, and if you’re going to take coffee for the drive you need to bring the cups back in the house when you get home in the evening. But she doesn’t recall much. After 20 years with the prince she has developed a wonderful skill of tuning him out.

 

Needless to say the grumpy, grouchy prince was not very pleased with his princess that morning. And the princess was not very pleased with the teenage boy who sold her out.

 

All the princess had to say was… Huh… No wonder the van makes clinking and clunking noises when I turn corners.

 

FYI….. That baby will hold a lot of crap treasures.