It takes a village
Man motherhood is hard
 I struggle just as much as every other Mom out there.
I know that us Mom's need to stick together and help each other out.
So that's why when I get something good figured out I have to share it.



Conversation between my  13 year old son and I....


Son: Mom, can we get pizza tonight?

Me: Uh no

Son: why

Me: because we have a kitchen full of food, were not eating out

Son: but Mom Pleeeeease can we have pizza?

Me: NO stop asking me

Son: Why can't I decide whats for dinner?

Me: because you don't get to make the rules

Son: WHY do YOU get to make the rules for me??

Me:  Because its MY birth canal you came through!!

Son: walks away totally grossed out


Works every time!!!